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Archive for December, 2006

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Friendless

Posted by Samus On December - 27 - 2006 Comments Off

So I’m paused while fighting the Omega Pirate, and I’ve been standing around for the better part of forty-five minutes now and I have basically come to the realization that I have no friends. It’s really rather sad. Here I am, risking my butt to save this stupid planet, when in all reality, there isn’t a creature on this planet that doesn’t want me dead! Why should I even get involved? What harm would come of just nuking the place? See, this I don’t understand. When Link saves Hyrule, he’s saving the people there. Mario goes out to save Peach. Me? I go out and kill things that want me dead. Sure, I’m a bounty-hunter, but why can’t I just blow up the planet? If the planet goes, so will the creatures on it, no harm done to me. Job done, it’s party time! I don’t have to fight these  [ Read More ]

Categories: Complaint
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I’m Disgusted

Posted by Luigi On December - 26 - 2006 Comments Off

So the Wii is out, and guess what? No Mario game! And what’s worse, no Luigi game! When I heard the Wii was coming out I was excited. When I heard that Mario was not going to make it for the Launch I was ecstatic. I started waiting for my agent to call up with news about Luigi’s Mansion II or something like that. Imagine, swinging a Wii controller around like a flashlight. Is that not cool or what? I wait for two weeks, don’t hear a thing from my agent, and decide to give him a call. Two weeks is a long time to not hear from your agent, especially when you think there is a new title for you to be in. Me: “Hey, Charlie! What’s happening man?” Charlie: “Hey… Luigi? How are you doing bud?” Me: “Hey, the Wii is launching soon. You hear anything about a  [ Read More ]

Categories: Complaint