Blogging While Paused

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Posted by Mario On February - 18 - 2007 Comments Off

I am ready to cry. I really am. I just want to break down and bawl for awhile. (Not to be confused with Brawl, which isn’t out yet…)

I have been paused for 3 weeks.


I’ve been standing here, on the beach, for 3 weeks. That’s 21 days. That’s 504 hours. That’s 30240 minutes. Which is equvilent to 1814400. You wanna know how bored I am? I did all that math in my head! SIX TIMES!!! I’m tired, I’m hungry, I’m BORED OUT OF MY MIND, and I have a REALLY BAD SUNBURN!!!

Who leaves a game paused for 3 weeks?!?!? This is worse then solitary confinement. The first few hours were fun. I got to hang out here on the beach, soaking up the sun rays, enjoying the sound of the ocean. I started to worry at the 12 hour mark. After you’ve been paused for 12 or 16 hours, you begin to wonder, but you realize that you’ll probably be unpaused soon.

Little did I know, I would be spending THREE STINKING WEEKS paused. My skin is as red as my hat. This sun is deadly. This is like, “I’m going to need a new body,” bad.

I’m angry, I’m stinky, I haven’t slept in days. I’ve tried, I really have. At first I could, but I’ve been through so much, I just can’t take it anymore!!!

I ThInK I Am GoInG cRaZY!?!!!!



…somebody… … someone…


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