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It’s Electric

Posted by Toad On July - 18 - 2007 Comments Off

My body is numb. I feel all tingly. I think I played two dozen soccer games today… which I estimate to have sent roughly 18 hundred Gig-a-watts through my poor body. Every time I got the ball I was smashed into the wall. I finally began running away from the ball, but even if I was on the opposite side of the field, there was always someone there shoving me against the electric fence of a wall. I have 3 dozen bones in my body. I counted them. I had ample opportunity to count them. I could see every one of them glowing bright white inside of my quickly cooking body. I’m beginning to smell like sautéed mushrooms. Maybe I should just go bathe myself in butter.

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