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Posted by Kirby On May - 18 - 2011 Comments Off

Okay… So a Gourmet Race sounded like a good idea at first, but it turns out there’s some problems you wouldn’t think of until you try it…

I love the idea of it–you run around and eat as much as you can in a competition. Should be great, right? Well, sometimes you have to eat things so quickly you don’t even get a chance to taste them. And considering how fast I like to eat, that’s saying something!

The other problem is that once I eat, I usually like to take a second to… you know, enjoy it? Savor the taste, let it start to digest, stuff like that… You don’t get a chance to do that while you’re racing. Even when you finish, you usually have to go straight to the next race before you get a chance to rest. After the last one, I got sick for the first time in, well, ever! (I think…) All that good food gone to waste…

I didn’t even want it to be a race in the first place. That just sort of happened when I got there. I was looking forward to a leisurely stroll through a buffet, not a crazy anything-goes foot-race… Can we make it a walking race next time? Please?

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