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Elemental Wall Clock

Philip — Fri, 02 May 2008 16:39:53 +0000

Telling time is, as Sherlock Holmes would say, “Elementary my dear Watson!” If you buy this wall clock, telling time will be “Elementary” for you too!

This is a fun Chemistry wall clock which replaces the usual numbers with the first 12 elements on the periodic table. Perfect for any chemistry student, teacher, processor, classroom or scientist.

Follow the link to grab yours today!

Link: Elemental Wall Clock

Out Damned Spot

Philip — Fri, 02 May 2008 04:19:40 +0000

Poke some fun at your dog loving friends and any literary experts you may come in contact with.

This stylish t-shirt has the quote from Macbeth, “Out Damned Spot” taken entirely out of context to bring you the humor you see before you. Spot may be a man’s best friend but he sure knows how to make a mess.

This shirt is available in a variety of colors, shapes and sizes. Follow the link to check them out.

Link: Out Damned Spot Shirts

Wedding Cards: Cross on Beach

Philip — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 18:37:42 +0000

Looking for a good card to give at all those weddings this summer? This lovely wedding card features a cross on a beach, along with a book of worship on a wooden table.

Cards may be purchased in a 5-Pack, 15-Pack, or 25-Pack. S&H is $4 and has automatically been added to the price. (For international Orders, please contact us for rates.)

Daffodil Cards

Philip — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 18:21:57 +0000

Daffodil Greeting Cards are now available for sale!

A beautiful daffodil, still wet with due and neatly illuminated by the sun. Order your cards today!

Cards may be purchased in a 5-Pack, 15-Pack, or 25-Pack. S&H is $4 and has automatically been added to the price. (For international Orders, please contact us for rates.)

Lose a Balloon

Philip — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:50:20 +0000

Originally a Mario Kart t-shirt, this neat garment is made for both gamers and non gamers. While people who play Mario Kart may find this to be awesome, people who have never heard about Mario Kart can still enjoy the truth behind this shirt.

“It’s all fun and games until someone loses a balloon.”

If a 3 year old child has a balloon, they love it, until they let go and it gets to fly up to the big balloon in the sky. At that point, grab the tissues, because the fun is over. It’s cry time.

If you’re battling in Mario Kart it’s all fun and games running around dodging items, until someone loses a balloon. Then it’s a mad dash for survival while your opponents either rush at you from all sides or cower in fear of your greatness.

Either way, it’s all about the balloon.

Available in the balloon color of your choice. (Almost…)

Link: Mario Kart Balloons

i 8 Pi Shirt

Philip — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:43:17 +0000

The original “i 8 Pi” Shirt.

The shirt front reads “square root of -1, two cubed, sigma, three point one four” which translates to “i 8 sum pi”.

The back reads: “and it was good.”

This is a perfect Shirt for Pi Day, which is celebrated on March 14th. (3.14)

Link: i 8 Pi Shirt

Dante’s Hell Tour

Philip — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 03:43:19 +0000

One of our most popular shirts, the Dante Hell Tour Shirt.

If you’ve read Dante’s Inferno this is a must have shirt. This neat little logo appears on the shirt front, where the pocket would be. On the back is a list of the 9 Circles of Hell.

Available in a few different styles.

Link: Dante Hell Tour Shirts

Escaped Metroid Shirt

Philip — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 03:31:44 +0000

“The last Metroid is in captivity. The Galaxy is at peace.”

Yeah, that’s what YOU think. And this small broken canister use to contain what? A blob of jello?

It’s one of the great stories for the Super Nintendo and now it is a shirt!

This awesome Metroid Shirt features a picture of the last metroid hovering above the broken canister that contained it.

Link: Escaped Metroid Shirts

Snowy Tree

Philip — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:42:05 +0000

A beautiful winter photograph of a pine tree covered in snow. Now available in greeting card format.

Cards may be purchased in a 5-Pack, 15-Pack, or 25-Pack. S&H is $4 and has automatically been added to the price. (For international Orders, please contact us for rates.)

Ottawa River Panoramic

Philip — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:36:18 +0000

I took this lovely panoramic photo while in Canada this summer. It is absolutely gorgeous. Canada is amazingly beautiful. The print measures 12 inches by 53.5 inches.